Chad Jacobs.
I just stumbled on maybe the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet, and that’s saying something. I was just doing some browsing, looking for some new blogs to subscribe to, and I came across this—http://chadjacobs.wordpress.com. Seriously, what the fuck is this? Save yourself the trouble of going to the link, I’ll just tell you what’s there. He doesn’t need any more hits, or attention.
Basically, this is the blog of some weirdo who gets a kick out of fucking with naive web surfers who come across the page. “Chad,” which I doubt is the author’s real name, claims to be a zombie of some kind, mysteriously transformed into an undead creature. The character mopes on about his life, stays put in his room, and pines after a mysterious girl and his old job, also shrouded in mystery. The extent to which Chad details his new life as a zombie, all of it, it’s just ridiculous, and so unbelievable to me personally, but you never know what other people will believe. I’m sure people a little less cynical are being tricked by this. Which is really awful of “Chad.”
I just can’t understand what kind of person writes up this bullshit just to try to screw with people’s heads. I don’t get it. Is it supposed to be funny, or something? It’s like an amped-up version of that show Punk’d (is that still on?), where Ashton Kutcher would play pranks on celebs. This is so much worse, though, because we’re talking about really tragic shit, and like, if people read it and think it’s real, and they waste their, I don’t know, emotional energy or whatever sympathizing with “Chad” and feeling bad for him and stuff, that’s just fucked up. Like I said, I don’t see how a person could screw with people like this. It’s fucked. I don’t even know what else to say about it. I’m just really offended.
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Dear Ms. Kellogg,
On behalf of my client, Chad Jacobs, I demand you stop this vicious, scurrilous attack immediately. Chad is suffering from advancing zombeism and is tortured enough without wanton attacks from you.
Sincerely,
Al Swearingen
Hey Kelloggs, You went to a party, got sad, went to lunch with some dude, and went to a movie. Top notch blog….top notch. Back up off Chad btw, a blog is a blog is a blog, and his is way more interesting than yours is. Have a heart!
Yeah, I was a huge fan of your Blog on Blogger and I’m totally happy you made a new one.
The few days without your updates made me so sad.
Like, this Chad guy (if that is even his name) is such a dweeb. I’m on your side of all this. It’s your right and your job as the best blogger ever to let us know of losers like Chad. The Internet is full of them.
Soooo, like, tell Wyatt he is such a cutie and that I said so.
XOXOXOXO Trish
I’m sorry, but do you understand the meaning of fiction? People don’t pick up Harry Potter and assume it’s real, so why would they think Chad Jacobs is? I mean good god, you must fraternize with some real idiots to think people honestly believe that there is a blogging zombie out there somewhere. What it is is kind of an interactive novel. It wouldn’t have the same effect if he came out and said it was fiction, just to placate idiots like you.
You must have had a really fucked up childhood, don’t you know what it is to use your imagination?
you don’t really think that people are going to believe that chad is a zombie do you?!